Preach loud truth
420 blaze it Tollers
Jam session
Ceiling Lolkien
Shoot the Tolkpedo
Poke the Heretic
Chaika? Yes Chaika


For a while, offered a "mashup" function. You took one comic strip and replaced the text on the third panel with your own text. I did some of these, for the greater glory of Tolkien.

I once started to write this as a regular comic strip. I intended to sell it to the New York Times for printing. Unfortunately, when I presented my first three strips there, they beat me with a zucchini and threw me out. So I put the project on hold. Anyway, here are strips 1 through 3.

I took this photo of a dangerous Tolknado at a party in Hollywood. The Tolknado, a harsh weather condition of great destructive power, spontaneously forms over large aggregations of Peter Jackson.

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