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The Noeletubbies

Teaching Tolkien's truths to the children!


It is never too early to learn about Tolkien. I have therefore, for a long time, called upon TV stations to produce a show that appeals to the smallest children, by teaching simple truths in a playful way. This is my concept art for "The Noeletubbies".

The titular roles would be played by me, me, me and me, with my worst friend Bqggz in the supporting role of that annoying little vacuum cleaner. Bqggz is bad at acting, but fortunately, that would not require him to change his persona at all.

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