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Tolkien and the T-Rex

J.R.R. Tolkien rides the T-Rex and attacks the heretic who is waving a Twilight book!


In this screenshot from a classic movie - the name escapes me at this point - we see J.R.R. Tolkien riding a T-Rex in a rightful attack on a heretical tourist waving a Twilight book. Really, that guy had it coming.

Note: A student provided me with further information on this one. This is not a tourist, it is Indiana Jones! What is he doing there?

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