Preach loud truth
420 blaze it Tollers
Jam session
Ceiling Lolkien
Shoot the Tolkpedo
Poke the Heretic
Chaika? Yes Chaika


The Thirty-Six Lessons, the earliest texts that foretell the coming of Tolkien, were written about 14,000 B.C. in an extremely obscure and archaic dialect of Proto-Atlantean. In 1951, fragments on coral-encrusted parchments were recovered from the library of the sunken continent Mu by Jacques-Yves Cousteau. I have now started the difficult task to translate them for the first time. So far, only two sermons are completed.

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