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How ten identical J.R.R. Tolkiens came to a greengrocer and attempted to buy zucchini.
How J.R.R. Tolkien came up with the idea of a "balrog" for his novels, because of curry paste.
How J.R.R. Tolkien's ghost saved a writer from the certain end of his career, using butter.
When a mysterious Klingon comes to J.R.R. Tolkien's house, he is quick to find the answer to this puzzle!
When Dr. Jacques Tolkienbookhaver sat down at his breakfast table after a movie marathon, he was in for a most unpleasant surprise!
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