Preach loud truth
420 blaze it Tollers
Jam session
Ceiling Lolkien
Shoot the Tolkpedo
Poke the Heretic
Chaika? Yes Chaika

Tolkien and... Ouija Boards

A student inquired: "How should I communicate with J.R.R. Tolkien?"


Do not worry. Even though Tolkien died in 1973, it is easy to communicate with him, using a standard ouija board.

However, Tolkien is 37.2% more likely to reply if you formulate your question in grammatically correct Anglo-Saxon.

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A comprehensive collection of short truths from J.R.R. Tolkien's life, and the many wonders and miracles he bestowed upon the world. Put together and published here for the first time!


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